HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
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so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
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Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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