a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
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There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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