my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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