Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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