i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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