he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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