Kiss
Puke
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Is Oprah even human
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
the raccoons are back...
Randomize
