Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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