Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.