you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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