she is the kim kardashian of front butts
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
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She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
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