After last night, I could never be a politician.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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