i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
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