the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
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Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
do nipples grow back?
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