i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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