I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I smelled like jager and penis. The only cure was a pack of camels and plan b.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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