So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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