It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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