Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
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