You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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