Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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