There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
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I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
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That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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