Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
He is an equal opportunity slut.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
i've created a new STD.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
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This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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