The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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