now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
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drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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