I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
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sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
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Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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