YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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