so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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