dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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