I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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