I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
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In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
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He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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