party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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