Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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