I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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