basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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