Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
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