I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
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we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
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she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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