somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
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I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
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I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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