I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
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We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
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$5. Donated.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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