For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
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