i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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