I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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