ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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