I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
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So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
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