Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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