Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Randomize
