Buhtt sex?
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
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For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
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This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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