Where is the hickey?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
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tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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