were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
honey bunches of taint.
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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