I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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