she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
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you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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