He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
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I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I have so many feelings about this burrito
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
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