Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(714): View more from California

It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...

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(910): View more from North Carolina

so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.

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(219): View more from Indiana

talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?

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(434): View more from Virginia

She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4

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(229): View more from Georgia

I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.

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(425): View more from Washington

we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years

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(209): View more from California

you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet

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(415): View more from California

Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.

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