New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
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She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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