Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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