So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
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Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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