Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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