ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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